Arsenal v Everton, Liverpool v Fulham and more: Premier League clockwatch – live | Premier League

Arsenal 0-0 Everton. Mikel Arteta rolls the dice at the Emirates, removing a couple of big names in Declan Rice and Martin Ødegaard, and sending on Ethan Nwaneri and Jorginho.

GOAL! Newcastle 4-0 Leicester (Murphy 60)

Arsenal 0-0 Everton. The second half starts as the first half finished, with Jordan Pickford making a stand against relentless Arsenal pressure. The latest a save from Bukayo Saka. We’re surely in matter-of-time territory.

GOAL! Liverpool 1-1 Fulham (Gakpo 47)

GOAL! Newcastle 3-0 Leicester (Isak 50)

GOAL! Newcastle 2-0 Leicester (Guimaraes 47)

Half-time postbag. Dominated today by the big Clockwatch Pals derby in Scotland.

“So, as I was saying, with Dundee United’s excellent defensive record, what could possibly go wrong? Well, maybe conceding in the first minute, then ending up 3-1 down at half-time? I was drunk on optimism an hour ago, getting drunk on whisky is simpler” – Simon McMahon

“Some game this at Fir Park. The mighty Motherwell up 3-1 at the stroke of half time, and if there’s not more goals in it I’ll eat my scarf. Mon the Well!” – James Humphries

“If the game at the Emirates carries on like this, then I would like to see Sean Dyche stride into the middle of the pitch at half-time, raise his arms, and inquire of the crowd ‘are you not entertained?’. If your taste in football is seeing it being sucked into an enormous black hole, the answer would be yes. Otherwise, a giant raspberry” – Charles Antaki

“D’you think Andy Robertson’s hot-headed Gaelic temperament got him, and possibly the team, into trouble there? Or is age catching up with him and he couldn’t make to the important place in time? He seemed to be looking for retribution for the bad Pereira challenge, but as we all know, revenge/vengeance is a dish best eaten cold. Klopp would have given him a good slapping with a bratwurst for his rush of blood. What will Slot be thinking, chips and mayo? Apple pie and cream? Time to sign a new No3?” – Jeremy Boyce

Scottish Premiership half-times

Championship half-times

Premier League half-times

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham. After being second best for most of the half, Liverpool walk off at the break having finished it the stronger. A fascinating second period coming up, with all sorts of consequences at the top of the table.

Newcastle 1-0 Leicester. Some work for Ruud van Nistelrooy to do at the break, because his team have showed very little.

Wolves 0-1 Ipswich. Boos at Molineux at the half-time whistle, doubtless aimed more at the manager than the players.

Arsenal 0-0 Everton. It’s half-time at the Emirates. Jordan Pickford, who has been busy but irrepressible, walks off with a slight swagger, and the glimmer of a smile playing across his lips. A good day at the office for him so far.

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham. The league leaders show in attack for the first time, but Luis Diaz whistles his header into the Anfield Road end. The hosts could probably do with hearing the half-time whistle and regrouping. The first big seat-of-pants test for Arne Slot coming up.

Newcastle 1-0 Leicester. Bruno Guimaraes wants a penalty for a challenge by Jannik Vestergaard but he’s gone down too easily. No booking for diving, which is just as well, because minutes later he goes in enthusiastically on Stephy Mavididi and cops for a yellow. Meanwhile here’s Chris Paraskevas: “Please mark this historic day on the calendar (14/15 December 2024 depending on Time Zone):
a) A rehearsed Newcastle set piece directly resulted in a goal;
b) A Tame-Non Threatening Jacob Murphy Half-Shot-Cross™ directly resulted in a goal.
This is not a drill.”

Arsenal 0-0 Everton. But it’s 5-0 in corners to the hosts. Speaking of which … “The expectant silence during free kicks and corners is like nothing I can remember,” writes Kári Tulinius. “Almost like golf spectators waiting for a putt, except for the yelps of Nicolas Jover.” Mary Waltz adds: “Everton have survived a few corners, but it resembles a cat who corners a mouse and decides to play with it for a while before finishing it off.”

Wolves 0-1 Ipswich. Rayan Aït-Nouri and Jean‐Ricner Bellegarde take turns to miss presentable chances to equalise at Molineux. The peg on which Gary O’Neil’s coat hangs becomes ever more shoogly.

GOAL! Newcastle 1-0 Leicester (Murphy 30)

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham. Slotball has given way to Amorimball, with the ten-man hosts now playing with a back three. Ryan Gravenberch has dropped back to help Virgil van Dijk and Joe Gomez, with Cody Gakpo converted into a wingback in Andy Robertson’s absence. Fulham still dominating.

Arsenal 0-0 Everton. The Gunners are all over Everton, who are as of now holding firm. “Just had a heart ultrasound,” writes Gary Naylor. “NHS must have known i was an Evertonian and scheduled it for 3pm and not 4.30pm.” Hope all’s well, sir.

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham. It’s all happening at Anfield, where former Red Harry Wilson goes close with a free kick. Fulham did Liverpool a favour by holding Arsenal last weekend, but they’re in the process of levelling things out here, and more.

Liverpool 0-1 Fulham. The VAR has a look at whether Wilson was offside before the Robertson challenge. Could the Liverpool defender get a reprieve? Nope. The decision stands.

RED CARD: Andy Robertson (Liverpool)

GOAL! Wolves 0-1 Ipswich (Doherty 15 og)

The view of Sky pundit and former referee Mike Dean on that Pereira challenge: “He’s nowhere near the ball, he knew what he was doing, it should have been a 100 percent red card.”

GOAL! Liverpool 0-1 Fulham (Pereira 11)

Arsenal 0-0 Everton. A fast start for the hosts, with the sheer presence of Bukayo Saka causing the dithering Jordan Pickford angst. The keeper sorts himself out just in time. Then he claims a Declan Rice corner. “Greetings from Free State California,” writes Mary Waltz. “It’s pitch dark, pouring rain, the perfect surroundings for watching my Everton march into the Arsenal home ground. Not feeling especially optimistic but who knows … who am I kidding, it’s going to be ugly. Sigh.”

Liverpool 0-0 Fulham. Andy Robertson has taken an early knock on the knee, courtesy of Issa Diop, who goes into the book. Robertson’s up and about, but took a while to get back onto his feet. A concern for the hosts at Anfield.

While we wait for things to happen, here are the results of the early kick-offs. There was no lunchtime match in the Premier League.

Championship

League One

League Two

Whistles sound all across the land as the 3pms kick off. (SFX)

To Scotland. “Can you believe it’s 14 December already?” asks Simon McMahon. “This time last year Dundee United were losing at home to Raith Rovers in the Scottish Championship, and today we’re at Motherwell where a win would take us five points clear of our hosts in fourth place in the Scottish Premier League table, with European dreams a live possibility as we enter the drunken busy festive period. United have the third-best defensive record in the league after Celtic and Rangers, and loan signing Sam Dalby has been banging them in regularly at the other end. If you ignore the fact that we’ve already lost twice to Motherwell this season, what can possibly go wrong? A shout out to super-fan Evie McMahon who is again part of the travelling Tangerine Army today. Come on United! Other teams are available, including Hibs v Ross County and St Johnstone v St Mirren.”

The state of the Premier League as we go into the 3pms. Plenty to play for at both ends of the table, with Liverpool and Arsenal in action, and a relegation six-pointer at Molineux. Newcastle and Leicester keep things interesting in the middle.

It will be an emotional day at the Emirates, as Arsenal and Everton meet for the first time since the passing of Kevin Campbell. The beloved striker played for Leyton Orient, Leicester City, Nottingham Forest, Trabzonspor, West Bromwich Albion and Cardiff City, but he’s best remembered for his stints with the Gunners and the Toffees, for whom he scored 59 and 39 goals respectively. Campbell is celebrated on a poster outside the stadium …

… and on the front of today’s matchday programme. “Good to see KC being celebrated,” writes Jeremy Boyce. “A man who brought Sunshine to whichever Band he was playing with.” Kevin Campbell obituary.

The notable additions and omissions. For your bullet-point pleasure.

• Arsenal welcome Gabriel back into their defence

• Dwight McNeil is missing for Everton so Jack Harrison takes his place

• Liverpool can finally call on Diogo Jota and Federico Chiesa, if only as subs; see also Darwin Nunez, who drops to the bench

• Fulham defender Calvin Bassey is suspended so Jorge Cuenca makes his Premier League debut

• Nick Pope is injured so Martin Dubravka takes his place in the Newcastle goal

• Stephy Mavididi gets the call over Jordan Ayew for Leicester

• Wolves replace the suspended Joao Gomes with Jean-Ricner Bellegarde

• There’s no Sammie Szmodics for Ipswich

The teams

Preamble